Do you put photographs of your baby on the internet? Would you put photographs of your baby on the internet? I LOVE looking at other people’s babies, on facebook, on instagram, on their blogs.  It’s a wonderful way of keeping up to date with all the changes they go through, especially when you live a [...]

Carpal Tunnel.  What the hell?  What kind of pregnancy side effect is CARPAL BLOODY TUNNEL?!  I wake up in the middle of the night with cramped claw hands, I can’t bend my fingers properly until 11am.  I was told to try and sleep with my hands down by my sides rather than on the pillow, [...]

And so, because I don’t want a bag with a cupcake on it, and I can’t bring myself to spend £185 on the one I really want, I continue to search for a changing bag.  There are flowery ones, and shiny ones, stripey ones and leather ones.  There are bags designed to scream “I HAVE [...]

John has started reading to the baby, a few pages of ‘The Old Man and the Sea‘ every night, and also he’s clamping a set of Bose headphones to my stomach and playing an hour of Soothing Classical Music every evening.  We’re hoping that this will get the baby used to the sound of John’s voice, [...]

John and I are having a row.  Don’t get your knickers in a twist, it’s not a real row, it’s merely a disagreement, a discussion, after which we have reached a stalemate. It started because I don’t like nappy bags.  I mean specifically nappy bags that are designed to look like nappy bags.  There is a [...]

We decided not to buy anything baby related until January, in order to a) take advantage of any January sales that might be on, and b) not freak out too soon that, oh my god, this is actual baby stuff for an actual baby. So, what with it being January, we started to tick things [...]